David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
When did angry sex become our thing?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
my poor anus
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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