At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I intend to get homeless drunk
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The uberlube is also flammable
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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