Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
this is an emotional support booty call
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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