what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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