I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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