am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
His nipple licking is glorious
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