i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
tell me about the fingering
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