6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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