We named our party play list daddy issues
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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