At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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