last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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