I bet he comes in French.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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