I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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