I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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