well you can't waste a boner
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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