i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I need moral support for this bender
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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