I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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