Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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