bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Randomize
