so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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