Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
the raccoons are back...
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