but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
