So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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