im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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