im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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