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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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