your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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