Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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