Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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