remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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