one might say we're banned from that church
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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