i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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