yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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