I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My dick has a subreddit
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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