id be glad to
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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