So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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