Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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