sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I wish I only lived at night.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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