"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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