There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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