YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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