So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
No subtext here. People are naked.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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