That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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