i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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