When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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