Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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