Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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