dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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