I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
birth control should be required to get into college
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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