She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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