I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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