I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
