Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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