Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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