you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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